Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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