i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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