oh god the rape fog is back!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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