By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
But break dance skills will only take you so far
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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