so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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