Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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