I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
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conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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