we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There r osticjed everywhere
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize