Is it normal to miss your booty call?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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