So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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