I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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