Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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