Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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