absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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