so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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