I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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