She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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