listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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