Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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