i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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