The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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