im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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