also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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