so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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