She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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