Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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