I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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