i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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