I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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