More tranny stories later!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
50% drunk capacity currently
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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