i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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