I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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