Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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