So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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