Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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