i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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