I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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