You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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