I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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