Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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