did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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