Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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