Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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