me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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