I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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