Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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