just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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