NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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