They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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