I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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