Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I love having hate sex.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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