Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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